DMX and his troubled soul

Um, so I'm watching DMX's new reality show. Wow.. I KNEW he was crazy, maybe a bit bipolar. But someone please explain what he was doing in that convenience store. Was he or was he not doing the crackhead shuffle? I think he was. Then he broke eggs and beat them, who does that? He bought a whole basket of Bazooka gum, took the basket. Then he flaked and left Swizz Beatz waiting in the studio, with several others who were not making Swizz money for their time.

He's preparing to go back to jail for 40 days over a traffic violation. That's some bullshit. They showed various sides of X. He's a loving father, although unpredictable. He has this father/son relationship with a neighbor in Arizona. The neighbor is an older white man who plays the father role and tries to talk sense into X and seems to genuinely be concerned about dude. Oh, and X prays a lot. He and wifey are a spiritual duo. Also, X showed extreme patience when two young girls on horses said he sounds like Ja Rule. They were great, but the editing was bad.

On next week's episode X comes out of jail. That should be great.

Before DMX, BET debuted Keyshia Cole's reality show. I'd say that was a better but not by much. Honestly, I don't know if I'll watch DMX again, but I'd probably watch Keyshia Cole. She seems a little unpredictable. X just seems crazy. Begging people to let him drive when the whole world knows he's really bad at driving. Anyway, Keyshia's show was solid. This episode was all about showing where she's from. The best part was when she went into a local radio station and tried to answer rumors that a female radio personality was spreading. Then she said that if her family runs into said personality in the street she can't help her. DMX didn't really threaten anyone, except for midgets. He promised that he'd fuck any midget up. Or anyone of any size actually.