Micky D, I hate you
Today I ate my first McGriddle. I had an egg and cheese version. All I have to say is what the fuck was that? I'm a grown ass woman, why the hell would I want a flat piece of griddled muffin bread with syrup and eggs and cheese in the middle? What is that bread? OK, I just spoke to a co-worker about this, funny how she walked in and asked how my McGriddle was while I was in the middle of my rant. She says the bread is an English Muffin. But it has a "M" stamped on the top! She explained that that is the McGriddle M. I think the unncessary branding makes the meal that much weirder. I can't even imagine what the meat would taste like with this. Where did they develop this idea? It reminds me of something my mom would yell at me for creating when I should have been eating my food as a kid. It reminds me of a conversation I had over the weekend with a friend. We talked about all of the stupid mess we ate as kids.. you know, the claydough, dirt, that paste glue. I laughed at how I'd put nearly anything in my mouth during play ground sessions and creative art time in elementary school. But not now!
Please, McDonald's hear my cry: Put this shit on the kids menu and stop telling adults to come to your raggedy ass stores to stand in line and wait for this hot garbage. Also, please go check on the store on Eastern Avenue near College Park, Md. There's a young lady working there who moves like she's under water. They also allow delivery trucks to park in the drive thru forcing everyone to come inside and be frustrated. Sincerely, a very rare customer.
I shall return..
posted by Atsui_Gal @ 11:44 AM
9 Comments:
What? You are the first person to NOT like the McGriddle. They are the yummiest. I don't even go to McDonald's (or any fast food joint) often, but I get cravings for those.
Your co-worker doesn't know what she's talking about. The bread is not an english muffin stamped with a McGriddle "M". It's supposed to be like a pancake, with syrup trapped inside so that it doesn't drip on you. The "M", stands for McDonalds (and has for like 20 cabillion served).
Yes I'm passionate about this one. THIS is what I choose to take a stand on. It's like my favorite crap breakfast. Try the sausage McGriddle. Sausages are always yummy with syrup. Who puts syrup on eggs, that's just nasty.
You have got to be kidding!!!! The McGriddle is bad fast food done to perfection! And rsh is right, you have got to try it with the Sausage! Pure bad for you fake food bliss! Roomie, you got me wanting one of those now! Looks like a breakfast run in the morning!
you two disgust me. you kiss your mothers with those syrup and sausage eating mouths?? Just kidding.
Sausage and syrup isn't horrible, but I'm not a sausage eater either. Or a pancake eater.. This just isn't for me. Please accept my apologies if I've offended your palate, but where the hell is my apology? Who's going to make my palate feel better? I deserve a free egg and cheese bagel for the trauma my taste buds went through..
Honestly, the taste wasn't all poo-like. It was just too much. I was very distrubed by the syrup on my cheese.. VERY disturbed. Come on, you can't like syrup and cheese. Admit that there is a flaw in this sandwich even if you enjoy it.
why yes, i do kiss my mother with this mouth.
do you kiss your mother with a mouth that knows when something does and doesn't taste "all poo-like"?
ha
I like the thought process here..
"I don't really like pancakes so I'm gonna order two small pancakes with cheese and eggs on them!"
Sounds like a good idea, right? Yeah.. no.
Sorry if I seem a little heated but you just attacked one of the tastiest little bundles of calorie laden, artery clogging, gratuitous-advertising-having, deliciousness ever! You had to expect backlash from it's followers.
The 'M' branding (or is it a Dub-Yah... ) is a little much though. I'll give you that. And... I don't really eat them because they make me a little queasy about an hour later. They taste great though, Crusty. Bite your tongue!
And for breakfast this morning; a hand crafted thing of beauty.... a Sausage Egg and Cheese McGriddle!!!
And now, I sleep from a self induced fast-food coma...
I aint even go say to much b/c plenty has been said...ima just leave u w/a circa '93 saying...
"you trippin"
not the porn promo!!!
lol
ahahahahahahah
if i wont at work i may have checked it out to see if it is REALLY the best
lol WOW the lengths some folk go to
okay, so this conversation started and ended forever ago....BUT, i just read this other blog and it was funny.
"HAVE YOU GUYS OUT THERE EVER HAD A McGRIDDLE BEFORE? WELL IF YOU HAVENT BY NOW, I WAS THE FIRST ONE OUT OF ALL MY FRIENDS TO HAVE ONE ABOUT 5 OR 6 YEARS AGO........IT ALL STARTED ONE WEDNESDAY MORNING ON MY WAY TO WORK. I HAD SEEN ALL THE ASDVERTISEMENTS ON TV ABOUT THIS NEW SANDWICH BUT I WAS SET IN STONE ON MY SAUSAGE EGG AND CHEESE McMUFFIN...Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmm. SO WHEN I GOT TO McDONALDS I SAID"FUCK IT" IM GOING TO TRY ONE OF THESE NEW SANDWICHES(I HAD A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE COUPON).... LOL....SO AFTER I DRIVE OFF AND GO THROUGH MY BAG,THERE WAS ACTUALLY 3 SANDWICHES IN THERE...(THIS IS WHERE MY WORLD CHANGED) I OPENED ONE UP AND IT SMELLED SO GOOD,YOU COULD SMELL THE SWEET SYRUP SMELL MIXED IN WITH THE EGGS AND SAUSAGE.....I RAISED THE SANDWICH UP TO MY MOUTH AND TOOK A BITE!!!!!! IT WAS ORGASMIC...IT WAS LIKE I HAD JUST TOOK A BITE OUT OF HEAVEN AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH...... THE SWEET SENSATION OF SYRUP,EGGS,SAUSAGE,AND MUFFIN WERE FLOATING ON MY TOUNGE....I ALMOST CRASHED INTO THE BACK OF SOMEONE BECAUSE I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION.....(THIS IS AS TRUE OF A STORY AS I CAN GET)...I CALLED BIG GIO AND WAS LIKE"DAWG I JUST ATE THE BEST THING SINCE PUSSY" HE COULD HARDLY UNDERSTAND ME BECAUSE I WAS STILL SUCKING DOWN MY SANDWICH AND HE WAS STILL HALF ASLEEP....HE WAS LIKE "NIGGA,WHY THE HELL YOU CALLING ME 6 IN THE MORNING TALKING ABOUT SOME DAMN SANDWICH" SO HE HUNG UP ON ME!!!!! I WASNT EVEN PISSED BECAUSE I STILL HAD ONE MORE McGRIDDLE TO GO..... I WAS ON A HIGH THAT IVE NEVER BEEN ON BEFORE I WAS TELLING EVERYONE AT WORK ABOUT THE SANDWICH(OF COURSE TURLE WAS TALKING SHIT SAYING"NIGGA STOP EXAGERRATING")...SO THE NEXT MORNING I WAS BACK AT McDONALDS FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF McGRIDDELS THIS TIME I HAD 2 COUPONS FOR BUY ONE GET ONE FREE..... AND AS THE DAY BEFORE THEY WERE SOOOOOOOO DAMN GOOD!!!! AROUND 9:37AM I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM BIG GIO.....I COULD HARDLEY UNDERSTAND HIM, I WAS LIKE NIGGA TALK INTO THE PHONE I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU..HE HAD GOTTEN A MCGRIDDLE AND WAS HAVING THE SAME REACTION I HAD WHEN I HAD MY FIRST!!!!! HE WAS LIKE "STACY YOU WASNT LYING ABOUT THIS SHIT,ITS THE BEST THING IVE EVER TASTED".....SOON THE NEWS ABOUT THE McGRIDDLE WAS SPREADING THROUGH ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS....WE WERE ALL HOOKED!!!!!....... THERE HASNT BEEN A PHENOMENON LIKE THE McGRIDDLE IN A LONG TIME....... I KNOW A BLACK MAN HAD TO INVENT THE MCGRIDDLE BECAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD POUR SYRUP ONTO A BREAKFAST SANDWICH BESIDES US? BIG GIO MAKES THE BEST HOME MADE McGRIDDLES......MY BAD(McGIO"S).....HOPEFULLY ONE DAY SOME OF YOU GUYS OUT THERE MIGHT EXPERIENCE SOMETHING LIKE I DID AT THE TURN OF THE MILLINIA............."McGRIDDLES" Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmmm Goooooood!!!!!!"
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