So Lame
I was looking through this pamphlet from The Knowledge Shop to read about their painting class, when I read the most ridiculous thing EVER. Below is the actual class description. What in the hell???
- Red State Hostage
Impress Men with Football Knowledge
You're not going to meet a man at the mall, so learn his game.
This is a workshop for women who want to know more about football. It is for the football widow, the team mom, the single woman looking for a way to meet Mr. Right, and for the business woman who wants to communicate better with co-workers, clients and her boss.
You will learn:
Basic rules of football
The players' positions and their importance
Super Bowl history
Names and short bios
Florida teams and rivalries
How to use your knowledge in conversation
How to become an expert
You will be required to participate, so dress comfortably. Three-hours is a long time to just sit and take notes. Prepare to put together your play book and impress your husband, son, co-workers, and that cute guy you want to know better! Additional $10 booklet fee payable to the instructor.
The professor is a registered pharmacist who has coached men's intramural football and unofficially coaches her 10-year old son's team. "Daily, (she) impresses men with her vast knowledge of sports".
**Other interesting courses include: Nightclub Dancing, Antidote for Toxic Relationships, and Winning the Game of Love.
posted by Atsui_Gal @ 4:06 PM
3 Comments:
Impress Men? How's this for impressing: Look at me, Baby, I'm going to push a human life out of my vagina!!!" What do you think about that!?
I don't think quoting Super Bowl stats even hold a candle to some of the things women do.
"Watch me Honey! I'm picking my fking underwear up off the floor!!"
This just HAS to be a joke. Someone should sneak into the class and take pictures of these sorry ladies.. I'll gladly post them.
Why don't you just tell that man you want to be with that you want him to teach you a little about the game. If it means that much to him, wouldn't he be thrilled? He'd actually feel smarter than you for once.
Why don't these women go to a real class, learn something useful or interesting and go find smart men who realize there's a lot more to life than stupid games?
Maybe I'm looking at this too simply, but damn. I want a girl who knows about the finer things, not the best defense against a blitz.
Also, no fatties.
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