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Friday, March 17, 2006

Say it ain't so!



Was it just me or did "Black and White" fall off a little bit last night? I feel like they're holding something back, but they probably just didn't get much action. I want to know what everyone is doing all week. What the hell is the white mother doing? I've seen her go out as a black woman three times and for very short events. Confused. The white mother, Carmen, was set up by the black mom to wear traditional African garb to church. Luckily, the Wurgels decided not to go through with it. She could tell once she got home that she was being bamboozeled by Renee. I feel sorry for Ms Wurgel sometimes, she can't get a break
(no wonder she doesn't hang around black people, geesh!). This show is so set up that it barely makes sense. I was just reading this article in the LA Times that says the poetry slam group that Rose joined (and revealed her true self to last night) was actually hand picked by the instructors who knew she was really white all along. So, even their reaction to her was bullshit because it wasn't a truly random group of black poets. I knew something was up just based on how advanced they were as poets.. I kept thinking, why is she in the same class with them?

The LA Times article also said that the damn Wurgels aren't even married! First there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and now this?! And they say Brian (The black dad pretending to be white) was given the job at the bar with no questions asked because the producers told the owner that he needed a job for four days to ask questions for a research project. The bar owners said they're not happy with the results because the show makes it and the neighborhood look bad. I doubt it's hurting their sales. Anyway, I'm gonna keep watching.

Now, I'm watching this "American Inventor" show it's pretty damn good. Although I can't imagine it getting much better than this. There are inventors on there who spent $30,000 - $100,000 on inventions. One dude sold his house!! They're all teary eyed like and flat out desperate. Then there are the duds who are just comic relief with really super stupid ideas. What's silly about this show is that they've applied the American Idol model. There's a British wanker who's rude at times, there's bickering among the judges, and a woman who gets emotional and loves to say "Yes." Um, you want to create a show that rewards and disses people's original ideas, yet you can't come up with an original format for the show? Interesting.

I've posted a picture of Chef from "South Park" because this week Isaac Hayes decided that he just can't stand for the religious intolerance of "South Park" anymore. He's thrown in his chef's hat. The show's creators say that Isaac didn't have problems cashing checks when they picked on Christians and Jews, but as soon as they did an episode on Scientology, the religion that soothes his Hot Buttery Soul, Isaac got all fired up. Isaac says that religion is sacred and as a civil rights activist he just can't support a show that disrespects religious beliefs and practices [or Tom Cruise].

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah... I'm sorry Isaac. You're playing yourself with the "can't stand religious intolerance" line. South Park has clearly bashed all religions and religions in general. The very first episode (if not the first definately one if the first three..) showed Jesus as the host of his own public access show that noone watched, fighting Santa Claus over Christmas and they haven't stopped making fun of religion for over 5 years.

Just be real and say that the other Scientologists were giving you shit for taking part in the Scientology episode so you decided to quit the show to make them happy. Everyone knows it already anyway.

3/17/2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not sure if the embeddable player will work, so here's the link...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_i8DfkuDuIg


You can not possibly be on South Park, and then take a stand on ANYTHING un-PC.

3/17/2006  
Blogger Atsui_Gal said...

aw yes, Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls. That song was great. Who knew civil rights activist could get down like that?

3/17/2006  

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