I can't make this up

Quickly I want to tell you about this guy I just read about. He's talking to his girlfriend about marriage. She's all like, "I'm not ready." And in her mind she may be thinking, "Plus, you have bad credit and I hate your mama." Who knows why she's not ready, right? Anyway, he starts convincing her that she should take risks. [ With my credit and my martial status?! Yeah, right, Buddy!] That's probably what she's thinking. Anyway, homeboy takes off his clothes and jumps out of their 1st floor window and runs across the street bucking nekkid to prove to her that it's OK to take risks.. [Oh, now I'm really not marrying you're crazy ass.. She may be thinking]

Once he gets across the street he sees a couple heading his way and hides his nudity in the bushes. When the couple gets close, the man walking by notices Risky's bare feet sees the bushes rustling. He pulls out a .40-calibur handgun and forces the naked risk taker out of the bushes. Of course, Mr. Risky is all pissing his invisible undies at this point, so he takes off running. I'm thinking this is a normal reaction, regardless of whether or not wifey is watching. This asshole with the gun decides that he's going to chase after the poor naked man and shoots at him! [First of all, what type of neighborhood is this?! And why did he think it was OK to be naked in those rough streets? Maybe homegirl should marry him because it sounds like she could use a second income to help her find a safer environment to call home.] So, the naked man went down but he only had minor injuries.

The gunman was arrested and charged with carrying a concealed weapon and aggravated assault. The naked man isn't pressing charges and there was no word on whether or not his chick will marry him..

All jokes aside, I would definitely give him some bonus points for nearly dying while convincing me to marry him. That has to count for something.

Don't believe me? Read the article for yourself