Speaking of things I can't make up...

This is crazy. I'm committing the cardinal blog sin of cutting and pasting cause I gotz shit to do..

This class is apparently real. It's called: How to Produce, Participate and Profit from Reality Television with Omarosa and Datari Turner

Apparently you learn how to:
* Successfully pitch your ideas
* Carve out your niche
* Impress casting directors and nail the audition
* Turn your great idea into a great treatment
* Pay attention to trends in the marketplace
* Negotiate the best deals.

The price for all of this knowledge? US $ 49.99 / $ 44.99 Members

Your instructor's bio:
Omarosa Manigault Stallworth, is a journalist by trade. As Director of Education and Research for the National Visionary Leadership Project, she oversaw millions in educational funding and media development. She is best known for The Apprentice, with Donald Trump. She has appeared in seven reality shows, including Surreal Life 5, Fear Factor, and Girls Behaving Badly.

* Plus she just got free tits from the Discovery Health channel, the show should air this month or next. Lord knows she needed them. But shouldn't she have to buy them like everyone else?? She even has her mom cashing in on reality TV, she had an extreme plastic makeover done by Discovery Health.

I'm still pissed at Omarosa for making it harder for me to walk into work everyday and be the slightest bit grumpy. Thanks for reinforcing and locking in that black bitch stereotype Omarosa! Why don't you teach a class on how to rise above that shit? Now I have to write this angry blog just to release all of the negative energy I would prefer to just use on my bosses and co-workers at times.
Woo-saaa... happy place, happy place...

Okay, I'm good. Talk later.