It's our Anniversary, bitches #9

In case you're just catching up, it's the one-year anniversary of MBT. I had this stellar idea of posting my favorite comments. Not easy.. and I don't have a number one in mind. Which means this may lead up to a comment that isn't funny or interesting or worth reading again. But oh well! Here's #9...

Ritchie Rich on the post "Kanye Cries for White Girl".. Kanye was mad (shocking, I know) that Canadian radio stations edit out the words White Girl in "Gold Digger" and leave the word "ass"...

Ritchie Rich said...

Did you know that 35 per cent of all music aired each week on all Canadian radio stations must be "Canadian content?"

What self promoting jerks!

To be considered Canadian content a song must fall within four categories. These catagories have the acronym M.A.P.L. (Like maple syrup, GET IT? They love pancakes up there [and beer.]) M.A.P.L. stands for:
M (music) - the music is composed entirely by a Canadian.
A (artist) - the music and/or the lyrics are performed principally by a Canadian.
P (production) - live performance that is performed wholly in Canada and broadcast live in Canada.
L (lyrics) - the lyrics are written entirely by a Canadian.

Jesus, that was boring.

Anyway, my point is, fuck. I forgot my point. Oh well, new point: Canadians sure are funny.

Also, Strange Brew is a quality movie.