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Friday, October 20, 2006

How could I forget?!!

I know you folks talked big shit about “Flavor of Love” but I’m willing to bet that no one missed the season finale. I sure didn’t, well I did fall asleep on the official clock ceremony twice. But I saw the majority of the last episode. So the bootylicious Deelishis was victorious. How does that make you feel? I don’t feel anyway about it because I could care less who Flavor Flav dates, but I'm cool with Deelishis. She had the best weave and the best personality. Besides, I was too busy hating on New York to pay attention to homegirl… Flav has admitted that he brought New York back to make his show interesting, as if celebrity pool parties with free lap dances, girl fights and poo poo accidents weren’t enough.

I just couldn’t get over how extra dramatic this girl New York was. I heard she never turns that drama off and that she’s actually a pleasure to be around, because she’s very funny and animated. But it’s like...I just have questions.
  1. Why does New York whimper while kissing Flav, as if she’s overcome with emotion. Do guys really believe that shit?
  2. Why did she yell out "@&#! me proper!” when they closed the door? Isn’t that actually for TV and not for Flav at all?
  3. Who’s Deelishis’s baby daddy?
  4. Did anyone else’s crazy radar start beeping when Deelishis admitted to sleeping with Flav’s photo and falling for him during season one? I mean, he’s a 47-year-old man who takes chicks to KFC for candle lit dinners!
  5. What’s up with those keloids on Deelishis? I will say that her confidence and success in TV dating should have inspired many young women who live with keloids.
  6. I wonder if she ever feels weighted down by all that ass?
  7. How long do you really think New York stayed in her room after she told Flav that she wasn’t going to spend then night and before she packed her bag and went knocking on his door?
  8. How funny is it that New York sees faults in her mom and basically is a younger, nicotine addicted version of her?
  9. Why did New York show her ass, literally??! If you haven't seen this, check out the video below.. What a truck stop hooker!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Detroit Streets Say Deelishis Baby Daddy Is.......
1990 first round draft pick Derrick Coleman.
Hold up! The plot thickens.

ources say Mr. Coleman is more than a little pissed about Deelishis's little tongue slip. You see, according to Detroit city streets, Miss Deelishis and her daughter supposed to been a cheating affair.
Sources claim Derrick is a married man and
although he does take care of the little girl,
he's not entirely sure she's his.

And those scars Deelishis likes to flaunt?
She got 'em in a car accident and guess who
was driving? According to hair salon talk,
none other than Mr. Derrick Coleman.
By the way, they say his wife only recently found
out Deelishish was in the car that night.
And if you listen to the so-called "friends", who
like to talk real loud about Deelishis in a certain Detroit hair salon, we can expect a Hoopz like switch on Flav anyday now. Them Detroit girls shore got game, a little missguided maybe, but whatever.

source: rhymeswithsnitch.blogspot.com

10/21/2006  
Blogger Atsui_Gal said...

Well. that's far more interesting than that boring ass executive they've tried to say is her baby daddy. He looks like he'd be too shy to even be seen with Deelishis.

She didn't really say who the father is on the show though, so I don't think it's anything he should be upset over. But this gossip is a little much because, hello! It's nearly 2007 no man should be "wondering" about the blood relation between them and their child. Especially not a NBA star.

10/23/2006  

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