Kramer's not a racist

At last, some inspiration. Michael Richards, the man who played Kramer on "Seinfeld" has gone on the record to let everyone know that he's not a racist. I guess he just plays one on stage when people heckle him. Here's what's funny, you fearlessly call a black man a nigger on stage, but you're afraid of being labeled a racist. Luckily, for him, this guy has nothing to lose other than his stand-up money. Maybe he can open for the Prussian Blue sisters on their tour? The comedy club had him back the next night, but now they've banned him from performing.

Peep how many people were still laughing during his rant...

Also, this is a real world example of how "cracker" just doesn't hold the bite that the n-bomb does even in this day and age when many dreamers would believe racism doesn't exist. Someone tried to fight back and cracker was the strongest word they had.. Crackers are great with soup and tuna salad..How can that be half as offensive as nigger?

Hal-lay-lu-juh! Rummy's leaving

I just got the news by email that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfield is stepping down. Why didn't someone call me or send a text message? This is sunshine on a rainy day!

I hear we're looking for a "fresh perspective" on the war and that Rumsfield and Dubya agree this is the way to go.... I don't know about you, but I'm crying my eyes out--- with joy. Will this really make a difference though? They're looking at bringing in a former CIA director Robert Gates to replace him. But isn't this massive military machine already in motion? Slow moving, sure, but it must take months to change the course of a war, right? What's he going to do?

Some people think Rummy's just a scapegoat for the Republican party and I'd kinda have to agree that this seems like a sacrificial lamb. We lost the elections so we're going to fall on our sword like a samurai... Since everyone's been begging the old fart to resign, it's a pretty easy call to make. I mean, when military generals who risk life and limb and sanity for the U.S. policies turn on you, you've REALLY messed up. These cats really, really want to believe in their leaders. It's not like one of us civilians who love ya one minute and hate you the next. Or hate you all along before you even get appointed.

Boy am I glad I voted for my shadow senator and shadow congress person yesterday. I really feel that I made a difference, now. Someone explained to me that the District of Columbia has a senator and a congressional representative, but they can't vote. They can hang around meetings and speak about D.C. concerns.. but that's all. Sweet! I might throw my hat in the race in 08!

Election Day...

So, I don't think I'm going to vote today because I don't know the candidates. I'm new to my area and I don't like the idea of people who don't care just randomly picking names. I have been advised to just go exercise my right to vote and pick names, or vote for black people. But that just sounds like a waste of time.

Then I saw this video on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night, or the night before. It really made me feel like midterm elections are really about some bullshit. I mean, he's right. Most people are being re-elected. Besides, I live in the district of Columbia, I don't get to pick a senator and help the Democrats take over.. I mean, who cares about local politics if you don't have kids in school and you don't own property?
That said, I hope everyone who lives in a real state votes today...

I also hope that Michael Steele loses in Maryland. To all my peeps in Maryland, please vote for me today, against Steele. And if you see his sons, please tell them to get haircuts.. Thanks!

Lastly, my girl/publicist Red State Hostage pointed out that in the image above, the republicans are all on blue backgrounds and the democrats are in red. Everyone knows which color goes with which, so why the mix up? I'll tell you why, because politicians prey on the stupidity of the average voter. Everyone knows that old people love to vote and that they can't see well. They rely on things like colors and shapes to indicate what they're looking at when they can't red the type. I'm not sure who this would benefit, because it seems that everyone would just vote for the wrong person... So, maybe this isn't as deep as it seems. Maybe they just messed up.
Who knows.. Democracy sure is sweet!

Quote of the day...

"Hef [Hugh Hefner] hates him now! So I lived and I learned right?," Kendra Wilkinson said. "I will never do a rap video again unless its Three 6 Mafia, Too $hort, Bow Wow or Nelly!"

This chick is 21 and she lives in the Playboy Mansion with Hugh Hefner. She's saying that Hef hates Eminem now. This is old news, but it seems that she was doing her first rap video for "Smack That" with Eminem and Akon, when Em threw water on her in a disrespectful manner. He ruined her hair and makeup and made her cry, then sent flowers to the Playboy Mansion to smooth things over.

She may be brilliant, (although I'd bet money she isn't) but she sure does sound like a dumb ho in this quote. Geesh! Too Short's gonna treat you better than Eminem? Have you heard a Too Short song? On a different note, she has an uncanny resemblence to a Barbie doll I once owned..