It's our anniversary, bitches #6-5

I'm not sure why Kuh lay calls me Crusty, but I love the energy he put into defending this McGriddle sandwich. I actually love this entire string of responses to my faux paux of dissing the almighty McShittle breakfast sandwich. So I'm going share a few. My publicist RSH must be doing some side work, because she is pumping someone elses blog entry in this case, but it was great. And she didn't include the URL so that's what's up.


Kuh lay said...

I like the thought process here..

"I don't really like pancakes so I'm gonna order two small pancakes with cheese and eggs on them!"

Sounds like a good idea, right? Yeah.. no.

Sorry if I seem a little heated but you just attacked one of the tastiest little bundles of calorie laden, artery clogging, gratuitous-advertising-having, deliciousness ever! You had to expect backlash from it's followers.

The 'M' branding (or is it a Dub-Yah... ) is a little much though. I'll give you that. And... I don't really eat them because they make me a little queasy about an hour later. They taste great though, Crusty. Bite your tongue!

RSH said...

okay, so this conversation started and ended forever ago....BUT, i just read this other blog and it was funny.

"HAVE YOU GUYS OUT THERE EVER HAD A McGRIDDLE BEFORE? WELL IF YOU HAVENT BY NOW, I WAS THE FIRST ONE OUT OF ALL MY FRIENDS TO HAVE ONE ABOUT 5 OR 6 YEARS AGO........IT ALL STARTED ONE WEDNESDAY MORNING ON MY WAY TO WORK. I HAD SEEN ALL THE ASDVERTISEMENTS ON TV ABOUT THIS NEW SANDWICH BUT I WAS SET IN STONE ON MY SAUSAGE EGG AND CHEESE McMUFFIN...Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmm. SO WHEN I GOT TO McDONALDS I SAID"FUCK IT" IM GOING TO TRY ONE OF THESE NEW SANDWICHES(I HAD A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE COUPON).... LOL....SO AFTER I DRIVE OFF AND GO THROUGH MY BAG,THERE WAS ACTUALLY 3 SANDWICHES IN THERE...(THIS IS WHERE MY WORLD CHANGED) I OPENED ONE UP AND IT SMELLED SO GOOD,YOU COULD SMELL THE SWEET SYRUP SMELL MIXED IN WITH THE EGGS AND SAUSAGE.....I RAISED THE SANDWICH UP TO MY MOUTH AND TOOK A BITE!!!!!! IT WAS ORGASMIC...IT WAS LIKE I HAD JUST TOOK A BITE OUT OF HEAVEN AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH...... THE SWEET SENSATION OF SYRUP,EGGS,SAUSAGE,AND MUFFIN WERE FLOATING ON MY TOUNGE....I ALMOST CRASHED INTO THE BACK OF SOMEONE BECAUSE I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION.....(THIS IS AS TRUE OF A STORY AS I CAN GET)...I CALLED BIG GIO AND WAS LIKE"DAWG I JUST ATE THE BEST THING SINCE PUSSY" HE COULD HARDLY UNDERSTAND ME BECAUSE I WAS STILL SUCKING DOWN MY SANDWICH AND HE WAS STILL HALF ASLEEP....HE WAS LIKE "NIGGA,WHY THE HELL YOU CALLING ME 6 IN THE MORNING TALKING ABOUT SOME DAMN SANDWICH" SO HE HUNG UP ON ME!!!!! I WASNT EVEN PISSED BECAUSE I STILL HAD ONE MORE McGRIDDLE TO GO..... I WAS ON A HIGH THAT IVE NEVER BEEN ON BEFORE I WAS TELLING EVERYONE AT WORK ABOUT THE SANDWICH(OF COURSE TURLE WAS TALKING SHIT SAYING"NIGGA STOP EXAGERRATING")...SO THE NEXT MORNING I WAS BACK AT McDONALDS FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF McGRIDDELS THIS TIME I HAD 2 COUPONS FOR BUY ONE GET ONE FREE..... AND AS THE DAY BEFORE THEY WERE SOOOOOOOO DAMN GOOD!!!! AROUND 9:37AM I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM BIG GIO.....I COULD HARDLEY UNDERSTAND HIM, I WAS LIKE NIGGA TALK INTO THE PHONE I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU..HE HAD GOTTEN A MCGRIDDLE AND WAS HAVING THE SAME REACTION I HAD WHEN I HAD MY FIRST!!!!! HE WAS LIKE "STACY YOU WASNT LYING ABOUT THIS SHIT,ITS THE BEST THING IVE EVER TASTED".....SOON THE NEWS ABOUT THE McGRIDDLE WAS SPREADING THROUGH ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS....WE WERE ALL HOOKED!!!!!....... THERE HASNT BEEN A PHENOMENON LIKE THE McGRIDDLE IN A LONG TIME....... I KNOW A BLACK MAN HAD TO INVENT THE MCGRIDDLE BECAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD POUR SYRUP ONTO A BREAKFAST SANDWICH BESIDES US? BIG GIO MAKES THE BEST HOME MADE McGRIDDLES......MY BAD(McGIO"S).....HOPEFULLY ONE DAY SOME OF YOU GUYS OUT THERE MIGHT EXPERIENCE SOMETHING LIKE I DID AT THE TURN OF THE MILLINIA............."McGRIDDLES" Mmmmmmm Mmmmmmmm Goooooood!!!!!!"