Enough already...

Jennifer Hudson. I'm happy for her. She's very talented and Simon from "American Idol" didn't notice. So, is this proof that "American Idol" sometimes kicks off people who actually have talent and the ability to succeed? Yes. Did we need this type of proof? No. Can we just move on now? Obviously not. I'm still discussing it.

I've been thinking about the hideous dress that Jennifer was tricked into wearing at the Oscars. Not only was she forced to wear it, they showed a video of her going to fittings and choosing it. They made it look like she'd been styled by the brightest fashionista in the world and that she was the luckiest girl at the Oscars. Actually, Jennifer was victimized. We all saw how horrible she looked. I was embarrassed and kept yelling at the TV, "take the damn jacket off!" I was so sad to see her looking like an extra from a Star Trek episode on the biggest night of her life. The worst thing about that outfit was its timing. EVERYONE was wearing their best. It'd be different if she'd wore that mess to an after party.

Anyway, I think that this is a conspiracy. I'm not big on conspiracy theories, because they're all bullshit for the most part, but this is real. Clearly the high-end fashion world used this chance to kick a big woman down in front of the world. That outfit, which looked like shit to everyone, said, "Hey, this is the best we can do for a big chick. We gave her our best fabrics and look what happened. Couture is clearly for abnormally thin women." Oscar de la Renta should even be a little disappointed with this. Did that dress have pockets?! It sure looks like she had her hand in her pockets. What dress has pockets?! Sorry, the proof to this conspiracy is the fact that Jennifer didn't want to wear the dress. That's why another stylist had Cavalli dress made for her to wear instead but this fancy pants Vogue editor insisted she wear his brown moo moo gown with pockets. Why? Because he'd already promised the fashion world that he'd set this up. Remember that meeting that Mugatu had in that movie Zoolander? It was just like that. The same people who set up Zoolander set up Jennifer Hudson. Clearly.