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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Blue collar slob


So.. my AC went out over the weekend. At first it was nothing major because I like it hot, but last night when I was sweating in my skimpies, it got out of hand. I say all that to say that I'm very grateful to the AC repair man who came out today. He came out last time this happened too.. wearing the same T-shirt no less. It must be the red T that he wears when he's coming to see me. Of course, the stains all over it kind of look like he wears this shirt EVERY day.

He also has the infamous "plumber's crack" which I had the pleasure of checking out the first time he came through. I really barely saw him this time. But he's very, very large and slobby. Normally I wouldn't let someone who looked like that into my crib. But everytime I open the door and see this mound of a slob standing there, he barely has to convince me that he's the AC repair guy. It's like.. understood. Maybe he wears that dirty red shirt so that people will always recognize him?

I don't know. But I wonder if we should hold our repair men to higher standards of cleanliness. I mean, sure they do a great job either way, but damn. He's really f-king dirty! Now, I'm not being a total snob about this. My father is a blue collar man. He actually works in the maintanence dept for a factory as a welder and some days he gets pretty dirty.
But you know what? He comes home and washes thoroughly, then the next day, he puts on fresh clothes. Even back when he wore identical blue shirts that had his name on them, they were all clean. What's more.. he wears a belt to work EVERY day. He has work belts and dress up belts. So, I'm not being unreasonable or ignorant about the toll that hard labor can take on a person. I just wish for once I could open the door for a hot, clean-shaven AC repair guy wearing a clean t-shirt.. maybe with some pecs like 50 Cent.. you know, like they do in the flicks. He'd say.. I hear it's hot and steamy in here. LOL.. and well.. I'd curse him out for getting fresh with me.

7 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Yeah... I'm sorry but that won't ever happen. The great request reviewer in the sky has tossed that one into the pile with my request to work with more than one attractive member of the opposite sex. They don't even need to be in my age bracket. We do have one and she could definitely get it, but that's not nearly enough. A friend of mine works a pretty similar job, all things considered, and I bet he'd loose count of all the potentials he works with. Remember that commercial that showed a lady with a pile of money in her front yard furiously trying to shake a stick at it all. That would be what his ass would look like trying to get a handle on em all... (cough.. fu twiz cough..) ahem.. excuse me.

Anywho, what I'm getting at is.. Porn scenarios should happen way more often. Especially to me.

6/27/2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clay

There's a Jiffy Lube (pun intended) near my place that has a lot of female workers. They're not the hottest, but i could set up a quick and dirty scenario for you. ;-) It would have a lot of good role reversal.

6/27/2007  
Blogger Unknown said...

Cool with me, Red, but only if you show up half way through with nothing but a mechanics shirt on and "bom-chica-wa-wa" music in the background like "Ooh.. what's going on here? I'd better show these girls what good customer service is all about.."

6/28/2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my method acting skills could make this a quality flick after all. you know, i did take auto shop in high school. ;-)

6/28/2007  
Blogger Atsui_Gal said...

lmao.. ya'll r stupid.

6/28/2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaahahah
gon' get some red!!!

6/29/2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think i resent the insinuation that i work w/ a bunch of hot chics...i mean sure there's the redskins cheerleader and her penchant for desks...or the dumb girl w/ the hot body...or the cool ass cute girl w/ the hot cribs we went to for 4th of july...or the recently divorced girl in the process of gettin back in shape w/ the big ole booty's who's cool as hell...or the....

well...ok nevermind...you're right

THUMBS UP...LETS DO THIS!

7/05/2007  

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